Part 3 of the Third Annual Blinky Awards

Bill and Marty erupt into laughter again. Kent decides to take control.

Kent Brockman: "Our next presenting pair pose upon what people call a pile of purple potatoes. Kent turns to a confused Bill and Marty. You don't win sixteen awards a year by getting tongue-tied. Say hello to Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy!"

Fallout Boy Milhouse: "Uhh, we're here to present the award for Best Exclusive Figure. You know, last year I was-"

Rainier Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man: "The vinner is Donuthead Hohmer. I vahnt my money now."

Fallout Boy Milhouse: "You're not supposed to say that part yet. Jiminy jilickers!

The crowd looks at him disapprovingly. Milhouse sighs.

Fallout Boy Milhouse: "The nominees are:"

1. Crazy Old Man
2. Cooder
3. Donuthead Homer
4. Hugo
5. Jacques

Rainier Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man: "The vinner is Donuthead Homer. Now vhere is my money?"

Kent Brockman: "You technically have to present the award to Donuthead Homer first. I suggest following those crumbs."

Rainier: "Up and at them!"

Rainier runs off, trying to find the winner. A confused Milhouse runs the other direction.

Kent Brockman: "Our next pair of presenters may be seen at Barney's Bowlarama. From the Pin Pals, Moe and Apu!"

Pin Pal Moe: "Variants are sort of like cheap beer I replace in for Duff at the Bar. For example, Fudd."

Pin Pal Apu: "That is not necessarily true. Some variants have a lot of support and are very popular among collectors, such as the Pin Pals."

Pin Pal Moe: "Yeah, right. And the nominees for this year are:"

1. Muumuu Homer
2. Stonecutter Homer
3. Prison Sideshow Bob
4. Donuthead Homer
5. Pajama Burns

Pin Pal Moe: "And let's see here, I don't read so good. The winner is Donuthead Homer."

Audience looks around, confused.

Kent Brockman: "Since it appears we have lost Donuthead Homer, accepting the award will be Lardlad's Donuts! Come on up here young man."

Squeaky-voiced Teen: "Umm…thank you? Donuts are...good?"

Kent Brockman: "Truer words were never spoken."

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